For immediate release · American branch

MAIMAIMAI is proud to bring 买买买 to the American people

Today MAIMAIMAI opens its American branch at maimaimai.us, completing a mission its founders describe as “extremely important” and “loud.” The livestream does not end. The Bean Division is fully staffed.

“For too long, Americans have bought things quietly. No more. My my my.”The Bean King, Head of the Bean Division

Leadership

• The Bean KingHead of the Bean Division
• The Straight ManVice President of Saying “3, 2, 1”
• The TimerFake, on purpose

This press release is fiction. The products and links are real.

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